Ass Bag

The Frat Boy that doesn't realize he's now 42, single, over weight and Spring Break ended a long time ago.

Person 1: How about those Jets?
Ass Bag: How about your mom?

by IndiGirl September 19, 2009

ass bag

Keith Robinson

Don yelled at Keith, You're a fucking ass bag!!

by baby huey September 25, 2003

ass bag

a person who resembles a ass n looks like an old bag...if the appearence doesnt match...you can still be an assbag if your a gay dirty hoe

wow danielle is such an ass bag for gettin her belly button pierced with a corn poker!!!!(her parents used during sexual intercorse

by bob hastle February 23, 2004

Ass Bag

A funny nickname that will stick well for anything or anyone that is a dick

Ass bag is a michal but to be more certain it's a Michael Collins

by Tit=tight March 28, 2017

Ass Bag

a Stupid overbearing loud dense person

I.e. a diaper

Jack is late for work again and yells at every one else for being late he is such an ass bag.

by Your Heniness March 28, 2019

ass-bag

Originated at Kennedy Middle School in Florida. It is a generic insult, used to replace the already common, "asshole", and "bastard". Basically, someone who is just a bag of ass-ness.
Also can be considered a mixture of "asshole" and "dousche bag"

Get the hell away from me, you ass-bag!

by Kr3nz April 30, 2004

ass-bag

1. (adj.) one who resembles an ass; one who is ridiculous in their logic

2. (adj.) a complete and total idiot who should have the shit kicked out of them, but repeatedley escapes said punishment

You are such an ass-bag!

by Ninny & Robyn November 11, 2006