ass-assassinated

to be rapped to death by a donkey

did you hear daen was ass-assassinated

by ball fondler December 5, 2023

assassassin

noun. a regular assassin who is specifically focused on the ass or anal vicinity. Perhaps his targets all have abnormally large asses, perhaps he uses with a weapon in that area. Finally, there could be a hint of anal sex involved.

He's so fat no normal assassin will do, only an assassassin can reach the gooey center.

by Simon November 16, 2004

assasasin

Someone that goes around checking out asses and then pointing out the ones that need assassination, usually by rim job or by penis. Usually male looking at female butt also could be male looking at male.

Why does Pat drool at the same time he see your ass? Oh he's just training to be an assasasin!

by Rump raider July 9, 2022

ass assassain

someone or something that rapes/assassinates asses when the person or thing is not looking

Tom is such an ass assassain,did you see him just assassinate Jon on the playground today.

by Ryan Bates December 23, 2008

assassassin

A homosexual male who inserts his fingers, penis, or other objects into the anus of another male for sexual pleasure.

Paul is an assassassin because he has anal sex with joe.
Paul is an assassassin because he is a homosexual.

by B. Alexanders October 8, 2005

Assassassin

One who's employ or general chief objective is to put that ass to sleep.

Once a turd burgler now an Assassassin.

by Vin Nguyen December 7, 2017