Assassinate

To kill someone wearing 700 lb armor by smacking them with the handle of your gun.

"What the hell, I shot someone in the chest with a sniper rifle and he didn't die, and by the time I could shoot him again someone assassinated me."

by Tremblay October 20, 2008

I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo

AlphaReborn being killed by KKTheEmo

AlphaReborn is being killed by KKTheEmo "I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo"

by Ecliptist July 8, 2023

AssasiNate

aka The Narrator, Wingman Nate

Emcee from Regina, Saskatchewan known for his ego and sometimes Asshole attitude. Memeber of The Superfriends from the Queen City

ayo man throw some AssassiNate on the tape deck

by zach creg April 11, 2005

assassinate

To do your best to really kill a girl (sexually). A popular cheer from your boys who happen to be watching.

"Hey, I'm 'bout to go assassinate that pussy!" or "Yo, man, assassinate that shit!! Kill it!"

by The Rilz February 5, 2010

Assasinate Antifurry April (AAA)

Assasinate Antifurry April (AAA) is the month when ALL the antifurries can be murdered legally.

It's Assasinate Antifurry April (AAA), let's go get revenge on those stupid furry haters!

by get stinky'd February 25, 2023

Assassinate

Oh? The truckazord looking cripple wants me dead? I wonder why... You see what's wrong with them (existentially) right? He's just like that other cripple Noah. The money and the women aren't enough for him to you have to force me to pretend I'm inferior or that they aren't crippled or it isn't any fun for him to have all the money and the women.

Hym "Good! Now is the perfect time to assassinate me, actually! I just figured out how to solve the dead-man switch problem! So, if we assume there is no afterlife, there is no way for me to find out whether or not the dead-man switch works on the bomb that I am, right? WRONG! Here's what we do: Announce my death publicly BEFORE you kill me... THEN... I'll get to see whether or not it works! Get it? Problem solved!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

well assassinate me and call me JFK

expression used during sexual intercourse. it’s a form of dark forplay

“did you hear the new term used during intercourse these days ??”
“well assassinate me and call me JFK”

by bigpussyloving December 9, 2020