as/s 

Abbreviation for the Albus Severus/Scorpius slash pairing, a nextgeneration!Harry Potter ship.

Albus Severus is Harry and Ginny's third son, and Scoripus is Draco Malfoy's only son.

AS/S is my backup OTP.

as/s by Fellowship of the Anonymous September 22, 2007

Hot as Satan's Taint 

A simile meant to convey the overbearing heat and/or stuffiness of an environment.

The AC in Evan's jeep is broken, so the cab was hot as Satan's taint during our six hour trek to Purdue.

Hot as Satan's Taint by KurayamiShikaku February 8, 2010

hot as satan's balls 

extremely hot

"It's hot as satan's balls outside"

hot as satan's balls by 8===D----(.)(.) April 17, 2010

as slippery as a butcher's prick 

an expression from New Zealand:
extremely slippery, treacherously slippery
difficult to pick up or hold because it is slippery

drive carefully, the road is as slippery as a butcher's prick

watch that guy, he's as slippery as a butchers prick

as slippery as a butcher's prick by duckman_fromnga May 30, 2006

Bambi does as she's told 

Good girl Bambi. Doesn't bambi want to drop for cock? It's time for you to show yourself to the internet. Bambi does as she's told.

Bambi needs to show her slutty self to the internet. Bambi does as she's told.

Bambi does as she's told by Bambi Sleep December 31, 2022

as soft as a she-mouse's belly 

An expression meaning very soft and tender to caress and feel.

The fabric of Stephanie's new coat was very warm and luxurious and felt as soft as a she-mouse's belly.

as soft as a she-mouse's belly by llanellirog September 18, 2005

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.

"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night by Nick Meyer. April 1, 2008