the arnold palmer

when you squeeze a lemon in your partners vagina causing a stinging sensation and then proceed to penetrate their ass while they are in shock.

the arnold palmer

by Dirt Nicholson March 2, 2010

Arnold Palmer

A drink made of half iced tea and half lemonade. Named after a famous golfer.

Dammit, woman, I'm thirsty! Get in the kitchen and fix me an Arnold Palmer!

by J3 May 7, 2005

Arnold Palmer

Fecal matter that is half diarrhea and half solid. Named after the famous Arnold Palmer drink.

Example 1

Steve: "Ah man I just took a huge dump."
Bill: "Yeah? How was it?"
Steve: "It was an Arnold Palmer."
Bill: "Oh, sick."

Example 2

"Just had an Arnold Palmer, it was a pain to wipe."

by fartmaster69 October 22, 2011

Arnold Palmer

The sexual act of licking a female's clitoris while simultaneously fingering her vagina.

Bro, I just gave that bitch an Arnold Palmer in the bathroom.

by seana renne January 11, 2012

Arnold Palmer

The sexual act of urinating and filling a person's gaping mouth as they are laying down while you proceed to dip your sagging sweaty scrotum into the urine puddling in their mouth.

After slipping her a mickey, I filled her unconscious mouth with piss and gave her an Arnold Palmer!

by gigalojoe August 2, 2011

the arnold palmer

a sexual position in which the female is lying on the ground. and the male is on top. it is named becuase the male pours the very delicious arizona arnold palmer tea on the female and then engages in sexually activity with the female. to increase the arousal the male will lick the female up and down till the tea is gone, then pour some more tea on her

the arnold palmer sex last night was wild!!! i licked camille so much i used three gallons of tea!

by tea is sexxxy June 21, 2009

Arnold Palmer

n. a non-alcoholic beverage containing 1/2 lemonade and 1/2 iced tea.

n. a famous golfer

"I'd like to order an Arnold Palmer."

by Benji12 July 26, 2006