National be a dumb shit with your homies day. Normally you and the homies will hang out and go somewhere and do dumb shit. Afterwards, you will all get horny in a separate room and “use the bathroom.” Then you will send a dick pick to the cutest girl you can find that you know personally on social media.
Girl: Hey boo, April 28th was the best, I saw you’re huge dick and you’re gonna have to wait for tonight!
Guy: *Wakes up to parents screaming cause that hot girl you sent a dick pick to showed her mom and is now calling angry*
Guy: *Wakes up to parents screaming cause that hot girl you sent a dick pick to showed her mom and is now calling angry*
by Squigga02 December 7, 2019

Friend: Hey it’s April 28th.
You: It’s Nagito’s birthday!
Friend: Who?
You: You are not a man of culture.
You: It’s Nagito’s birthday!
Friend: Who?
You: You are not a man of culture.
by Meiruene March 26, 2021

“Did you know it’s the 28th April?”
“Yeah what about it?”
“You need to hug or kiss the opposite gender today.”
“That’s so good. Now I have an excuse!”
“Yeah what about it?”
“You need to hug or kiss the opposite gender today.”
“That’s so good. Now I have an excuse!”
by User_24365879 April 28, 2021

Person 1 : Are you born April 28th??
Person 2 : No why?
Person 1 : Well you’re not pretty so you must be only ugly 😏
Person 2 : No why?
Person 1 : Well you’re not pretty so you must be only ugly 😏
by Corvette Corvette December 12, 2020

April 28th is National Shoot Your Shot Day that means anyone reading this has to comfess to the guy or girl that they like.
by Sumkiddd April 28, 2023

The day an absolute legendary singer, Melanie Martinez, was born. Everyone should dedicate every April 28th to her.
by ChaotiaX April 29, 2023
