bitter apple

a painful shit. a look on the face as if something sour was ingested. usually associated with pain.

i took a bitter apple before school today and i ahvent been able to sit down yet

by Stealthy Gopher April 8, 2004

Apples battery

YES FINALLY ITS CHARG- oh its gone

Hey guys my apples battery just died within 2 milliseconds

by sadawdfasfq3tgrsghsag March 24, 2021

applebutter

A slang term for the blend of menstrual blood and seminal fluid that results from sexual intercourse during mentstruation and often winds up on the sheets and/or bodies of those involved

"Ew, honey! what's on the bed?"
"Don't worry about it sweetie, it's just a little applebutter."

by grossgab May 31, 2009

applebutter days

A replacement to the term "The Good Ole' Days," "Applebutter Days" refers to a time when things were better/easier/happier.

This is derived from a reference to the days when it was fun and socially acceptable to sit around the cafeteria table and discuss various alternate meanings for the term applebutter.

"Hey, remember that time you got so drunk you couldn't see?"
"Yeah, we used to do that stuff all the time. Those were the applebutter days."

"Back in the applebutter days, cartoons didn't have to be politically correct."

"I don't want to go to work today. I want to go back to the applebutter days of college."

by grossgab May 31, 2009