AP Physics

Just pure pain. DO NOT take this class in junior year of high school unless you are a fan of SATAN and his works. You will regret ever being born if you decide to take this absolute Hell of a course. This class will cause you to spiral into an ever-lasting pit of mental despair. AP physics will fucking kill you, mentally and physically.

Student 1: "Hey, im planning on taking AP Physics next year"
Student 2:" Are you fucking crazy?"

by physics_hater December 19, 2021

AP Physics B

Synonymous with suicide, AP Physics B is a hardcore class where you learn nothing, but manage to complete an entire textbook by April. Packets of AP questions are given over holiday breaks and homework is given during mid-terms, while regular book assignments can take up to three hours a night to complete, and tests have nothing to do with the material covered in class. Conclusively, AP Physics B is a class only hardcore science and nerd lovers should take.

John: Hey, there's a hockey game tonight- wanna go?
Jane: Sorry, but I'll be killing myself AP Physics B style.

by JAEMDE January 23, 2011

ap physics 1

AP F=ma with all conceptual problems and never any actual numbers.

eg
"I brought my calculator to the AP Physics 1 Test"
"HA you have no power here!"

by LamentApriDuo May 14, 2015

AP Physics C

An exercise in hardcore masochism.

AP Physics C is an incredibly fucking boring class.

by Kayenare March 10, 2009

AP Physics 1

Another term for a brain explosion from attempting to process very abstract material.

The last time I saw Johnny before his brain exploded was the first day of school before 2nd period when he went to his AP Physics 1 class.

by NYC213 March 31, 2016

APC Physics AP Tests

College Board split up APC Physics into two tests. You would think that they made each section half as easy.

Apparently not. These two tests are still the hardest tests in all of high school; now, however, you have to pay twice to get raped twice.

A: "How did you do on the APC Physics AP Tests?"
B: "Which section?"
A: "Mechanics?"
B: "I was raped."
A: "Then how did you do on the electricity and magnetism section?"
B: "I was raped even harder."

by KobeDragon December 17, 2010

AP Physics Man

Typically the sexiest men to ever exist

“Have you seen that attractive AP Physics man?”

by STEM woman August 31, 2023