a version of ebonics, except this is what you call the language of white people trying to speak ebonics. Also see wanabebonics.
by NDT Wayne April 21, 2005
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Wife:"Baby, why did you take so long to order chinese food?"
Husband:"Mother*&%&er couldn't speak english!"
Wife:"Thats why i told you to learn abonics!"
Husband:"THEN WHY DON"T YOU SPEAK ABONICS! YOU'RE CHINESE!"
Husband:"Mother*&%&er couldn't speak english!"
Wife:"Thats why i told you to learn abonics!"
Husband:"THEN WHY DON"T YOU SPEAK ABONICS! YOU'RE CHINESE!"
by Lynn Do August 20, 2007
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amybonics: "omgoodnie i can't believe you saw little chug babies at petsmart last night!! makes me miss my little boy sooOOOooooOOO much. will you take lucy aka lucifer aka pants aka just a little pair of shorts to visit oscar at sass and lare's in cary?
ps. i miss you and the dirty D a bit as well. and by that i mean duddles, not durham. xo."
ps. i miss you and the dirty D a bit as well. and by that i mean duddles, not durham. xo."
by xoxo, tmiel June 13, 2011
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