St. Anselm's

The most chill, genuine, academically-focused, classy, and tolerant school in the D.C. metro area. Too classy to be callin' out other all-boys schools using urbandictionary. Unlike most private D.C. MD and VA schools, Abbey Boys have no reason to pretend they are "gangsta" because they are "gangsta." It's NE. Not Potomac or NW. The fact that St. Anselm's has a "rep" at all is phenomenal considering that there are only about 130 students in the high school. About half are intelligent and reserved, whereas the other students are intelligent, social, and party animals. All are good to the ladies (in more ways than one) and eventually get into the college of their choice. Although some tend to be socially and sexually inactive/awkward in high school, come college, all Abbey Alumni blossom into sex gods. They will marry your high school girlfriend and be your boss in fifteen years. You'll see...

Abbey Boy: Hey babe, you wanna dance?
NCS girl: Where do you go to school?
Abbey Boy: St. Anselm's.
NCS girl: Oh.
Abbey Boy: No no no no. Not St. Alban's. St. Anselm's.
NCS girl: Fuck me. Now.

by abbeyboywannabelover69 April 28, 2009

Anselmo

Something memorable or epic.

Dude, that was so Anselmo!

by Horse Shell December 30, 2011

Phil Anselmo

The former lead singer of one of the most influential metal bands of all time Pantera. he has overcame heroin addiction and has many side projects including Down , Superjoint Ritual to name a few . He is hated by some now because they actually feel that phil and his words was the cause of Dimebag Darrell's death .Phil Anselmo now runs his own record label called Housecore Records some of the bands on that label are Crowbar and Assjack . Atrue pioneer in the whole growl to melodic singing department and a stage presence still untouched to this day .

did phil load the gun -no
did phil drive to that club - no
did phil walk on to the satge - no
did phil pull the trigger - no

so quit blaming phil anselmo .

by dc cowles November 26, 2010

phil anselmo

A God in the metal world, plain and simple. Hate him or love him, its a fact.

Phil Anselmo is one of the few kings of metal

by Brent Papaleo August 20, 2007

asseltov cocktail

Sexual "move"
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire

Its a Molotov cocktail except the container is a persons anus and the fluid is urine, hence asseltov cocktail

by coyote123 September 1, 2011

phil anselmo

Crazy ass dude that was in such kick ass bands as Pantera and down. And now is in super joint ritual

that Phil Anselmo guy is one hard core mutha fucka

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

asselope

n: A variant of asshole. A person who exhibits asshole behavior often with intent to provoke reaction in others, then springing away.

Truant: Check it out, that guy just flipped-off that black Escalade with spinners.

Steve-o: Asselope.

by da truant July 4, 2006