Two and a Half Men

A comedy show on CBS, based originally on Charlie Harper, played by Charlie Sheen. A hedonistic bachelor and jingle writer who spends his time drinking, womanizing and gambling. His life changes for the worse when his divorced brother Alan and nephew Jake move in.

I'm bored, let's watch Two and a Half Men.

by Online Fan November 19, 2016

hyperbole and a half

hilarious blog site. half web-comic, half life story, all funny. written by Allie Brosh.

origin of the "x ALL the y!" picture

"yeah i just read 'the god of cake' on hyperbole and a half, it was hilarious!"

by yapity December 14, 2011

bop and a half

when a song is so good that it deserves more then just a bop

“What Makes You Beautiful” by One Direction is a bop and a half.

by Bigshac123 February 7, 2020

Forever and a Half

A phrase meaning a very long time.

Jay: "Kay, hurry up!!! I have to pee!!!"
Kay: "Okay, okay, okay!!! I'm done!!!"
Jay: "Man, you took, like, forever and a half!!! What were you doing in there???!!!

by C-C-Caitlin March 28, 2008

One and a half

To shit and piss your pants.

"Sorry your honor I took a one and a half on the elevator. That's why we're late I sh*t and pissed my pants."

by ShutupimaShark January 9, 2013

Cunt and a half

Someone who is so cunty, that they transcend all limits of previous established cunt limits, so they are given the name, "cunt and a half"

"Damn this kid is being a cunt and a half".

by Jack Boots March 15, 2008

hoe and a half

When a person is a hoe but they're not hoey enough to be two hoes therefore they become a hoe and a half

WOW! he's really acting like a hoe and a half!

by yo its gabba gabba May 12, 2018