Steak Fries called in sick to work today he was suffering like a motherfuckin ebola infested feces throwing monkey suffering from Anal Glaucoma and could not see his ass going to work
by steakfries December 13, 2008
by time4mynap August 16, 2010
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."
What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."
by Candigrl May 30, 2008
When your ass can't differentiate what it likes to wink at. Like not realizing they are doing it to someone from the same sex.
A guy tells another guy "Hey that's a nice shirt" and then proceed to wink at him with his anal glaucoma.
by Penelope Pimp June 23, 2010
"Tresa called in sick today, she says her anal glaucoma is acting up."
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"She just cant see her ass coming in to work!"
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"She just cant see her ass coming in to work!"
by Sweet blumpkin pie November 11, 2009
Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023
Housecat "I can't make it to work this morning, I have anal glaucoma something fierce."
Boss " Never heard of such."
Housecat "I just can't see my ass coming to work today."
Boss "I've heard em all now.!!!"
The master sergeant hoped that the Lance Corporal has a good excuse for missing formation.
Anal Glaucoma devil dog, very well marine very well, as you were.
Boss " Never heard of such."
Housecat "I just can't see my ass coming to work today."
Boss "I've heard em all now.!!!"
The master sergeant hoped that the Lance Corporal has a good excuse for missing formation.
Anal Glaucoma devil dog, very well marine very well, as you were.
by Woodhippie September 22, 2022