anal glaucoma

A medical excuse for missing work.

I had a bad case of anal glaucoma this morning; I couldn't see my ass going into work today.

by time4mynap August 16, 2010

Anal glaucoma

When you can't see your ass coming into work

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."

by Candigrl May 30, 2008

Anal Glaucoma

When your ass can't differentiate what it likes to wink at. Like not realizing they are doing it to someone from the same sex.

A guy tells another guy "Hey that's a nice shirt" and then proceed to wink at him with his anal glaucoma.

by Penelope Pimp June 25, 2010

Anal glaucoma

When you just can't see your ass doing something.

"Tresa called in sick today, she says her anal glaucoma is acting up."

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"She just cant see her ass coming in to work!"

by Sweet blumpkin pie November 11, 2009

Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma is when a person can not see their ass doing a certain task.

Housecat "I can't make it to work this morning, I have anal glaucoma something fierce."

Boss " Never heard of such."

Housecat "I just can't see my ass coming to work today."

Boss "I've heard em all now.!!!"

The master sergeant hoped that the Lance Corporal has a good excuse for missing formation.

Anal Glaucoma devil dog, very well marine very well, as you were.

by Woodhippie September 22, 2022

Anal Glaucoma

An excellent excuse to try to not go to work.

Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023

anal-glaucoma

another word for taking a sick day from work or school when you really aren't sick

I called work and took an anal-glaucoma day. I'm still hung over from last night.

I took an anal-glaucoma day from school. I just could not see my ass anywhere but home today.

by Raina Thomas December 14, 2008