Anal Blast 9000

When you Anal a girl so hard she can’t walk straight up to a week.

Friend 1: Damn I Anal Blast 9000 Sara and she still can’t walk straight.
Friend 2: Holy shit that was like 4 days ago!!!
Friend 1: Hell yeah

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Reverse Anal Blast

When a guy ejaculates inside their partner's anus and then they fart or force it out and then rub if all over the others' chest and then rub it around to look like someone blasted it onto their chest.

Miley did a reverse anal blast on Justin's chest.

by DirtyOracle November 8, 2009

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Anal Blast

When Somes Asshole falls out of there ass.

Holy Shit I just had an Anal blast, Fuck!

by MortyMort June 20, 2008

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Anal Blasting Twat master

Some one who originally sticks there wangoo in a girls vagina. Then once they feel like they are about cum they stick in in the womens rectom.

Peter Boardman is a Anal Blasting Twat master and a big fan of fucking.

by Alex Screech September 24, 2005

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Anal fig blast

When u blast those nether regions with one or many peeled gingers.

I gave Charlene her punishment last night. An anal fig blast was imperative to my survival!

by Mr Spunk July 10, 2016

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Anal Ball Blasting

The act of intentionally sitting (anal) on someone elses testicles (ball) which can lead to severe damage to their reproductive organs (blasting).

"I think I'm gonna dump my girlfriend."

"Why?"

"The other night, she was mad at me in bed, so when I had her in missionary, she anal ball blasted me!"

"I had it when girls do their stupid anal ball blasting, it hurts so bad!"

by Ryan Mac 13 May 10, 2007

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