AmbiDirkstrous

This is Dirk Nowitzki's new nickname. He's the only person to ever win games in the NBA finals with his left hand and his right hand.

The Miami Heat didn't know which way he was going, because Dirk went ambiDirkstrous on them.

by bing's wai June 18, 2011

Ambidickstrous

When a man has the ability to masturbate with either hand.

My right arm is in a cast but it's okay I'm ambidickstrous.

by Gonzo Writer August 11, 2016

Ambidickstrous

When a person can give hand-jobs with either hand proficiently; simultaneously or individually. Bi-talented, skilled with either hand.

Mandi is Ambidickstrous. she got us both off simultaneously! cheers!

by dirtycracker77 May 17, 2016

ambidickstrous

The ability for a man to have his penis hang indiscriminately to the left or right.

"Which way does it hang?"
"Either way, I'm ambidickstrous"

by Pavel Dickgod January 2, 2008

Ambidicktrous

The ability to masturbate using the right or left hand equally well.

I broke my right hand, but there is nothing to worry about because I'm Ambidicktrous.

by JuggaloCujo August 4, 2007

Ambidickstrous

The ability for a guy to wank with both hands.

"Which hand do you wank with?"

"Either, babe. I'm ambidickstrous."

by evieplo July 18, 2018

Ambidicktrous

Being able to masturbate using either hand.

John: I Was watching some hot porn last night
Simon: But i thought you fractured your wrist?
John: I did, but I'm ambidicktrous

by Say-Watt? November 9, 2012