Ambidickstrous

The ability for a guy to wank with both hands.

"Which hand do you wank with?"

"Either, babe. I'm ambidickstrous."

by evieplo July 18, 2018

Ambidickstrous

When a person is a top and a bottom

Person 1: "Are you a top or a bottom?
Person 2: "Both, I'm ambidickstrous"

by kirbybacon8736 June 17, 2015

Ambidickstrous

Dexterity of penis

He entered her with his ambidickstrous penis from a funny angle.

by Labradee April 5, 2011

Ambidickstrous

The ability to have sex, while performing other activities simultaneously.

Todd: Hey, did you hear? Tim was doing his homework, while banging Samantha.

Tom: Wow bro, Tim must be ambidickstrous.

by cypher21 July 23, 2010

ambidickstrous

When you're capable of using your hands, penis, and tongue all simulaneously during sex. Term usually reserved for men, or women with strapons.

Enhanced ability of ambidextrous.

You're combing a club, and some female approaches you and, referencing a threesome, asks, "Are you ambidickstrous? My girlfriend and I want to play."

by rick_the_prick April 28, 2006

ambidickstreous

Having the ability to masturbate with both hands.

When Dan's arm was in a cast, he had to learn to become ambidickstreous if he wanted to jerk his meat.

by magistar June 19, 2013

Ambidickstrous

The rare disorder of having two dicks, and sometime, one testicle, making threesomes a shit ton easier, and allowing extreme pleasure from double blowjobs.

Guy #1: I heard Kim Kardashian had sex with an Ambidickstrous guy...
Guy #2: Nah, if she did we would have gotten another sex tape.

by AlpacasFracas June 19, 2016