Canadian Alzheimers

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and won’t stop because he keeps on thinking he just started.

My friend encountered a Canadian Alzheimers

and died 15 years later because the old man did not stop

by Yahoones February 3, 2023

Tea Alzheimers

A condition where the affected person finds themselves constantly forgetting about their tea. this can refer to

1. Forgetting boiling water in kettle
2. Forgetting steeping tea water
3. Forgetting mug of tea until it is cold

I hate having Tea Alzheimers, whenever I make a cuppa, I forget it until it's ice cold!

by Bath alts Yoda May 11, 2016

golfers alzheimers

A condition in which a golfer, when recalling how many strokes they had on the hole, can omit ceratain strokes from memory.
A person with this condition will forget that first drive that they sliced into the woods or the third shod that hit the bunker wall and rolled back to where it was previously. Unfortunately, the condition is tough to kick. It is also difficult to remind a person who is affected about a shot. Having the condition is often funny when reminded of a shot.

Golfer: hey phil, what did you have on that hole?

Golfer w/ GA: Uhh.. (looks forward, points once, twice, three times, and a fourth) I had a four.

Golfer: Oh. Good hole. Wait a sec, your first shot was OB. You had a six.

Golfer w/ GA: Umm... wasn't that last hole?

Golfer: No, that was this hole, you definately have golfers alzheimers. Haha

by nastynnas September 10, 2009

Go Go Gadget Alzheimers

Wehn Inspector Gadget reaches his twilight years.

Go Go Gadget Alzheimers

by Ear-Fuck February 20, 2009

Irish Alzheimers

A condition primarily (not exclusively) seen in women of Irish ancestry involving a loss of rational and objective memory, specifically as it pertains to any past misdoings on their behalf. This lapse in memory is almost always accompanied by an innate ability to recall with unparalleled clarity any wrong others have caused them, regardless of how trivial or seemingly unrelated.

I was winning the argument with Patricia until her Irish Alzheimers flared up and she reminded me that on our third date I told her she didn't look good in yellow.

by Raws December 23, 2015

Irish Alzheimers

Irish Alzheimer's is when you forget everything except your grudges.

O'Meara can't remember what day it is but Irish Alzheimers helps him remember he wants to kick O'Hara in the arse.

by T-Bob Corvus April 21, 2018

Hoodie Alzheimers

Usually affects golfers with English descent and those skilled in architecture.

“I was going to get a ticket next week. Well hoodie Alzheimers hit me again!”

by Eccspert March 22, 2024