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alternate facts

A false statement contradictory to the truth mean to be taken as reality.
We didn't lie to our investors. We gave alternate facts.
by Señor Chavez January 22, 2017
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Alternate Universe

A parallel existence in which events may unfold differently and particles are antimatter and so forth. A subset of the multiverse.
Amply illustrated in this Youtube conversation.

Dude 1: I shudder to think that there may be an alternate universe out there in which McCain-Palin won the elections! Wait, she could be PRESIDENT in this one!

Dude 2: There is such a universe. In that universe Gore and Lieberman won. Gore was killed by an Iraqi-Iranian-Pakistani Terrorist while he was looking out a window in the Twin Towers. President Lieberman made a tearful speech declaring Gore a martyr. He the declared World War on Islam and bombed Egypt.

The US is also bankrupt in that reality.
by Vamavid November 20, 2009
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Alternate Facts

Despite popular belief, an alternative fact is not a lie, but a fact derived in an alternate reality or parallel universe. These facts are often hard to verify as all data and analysis doesn't leave the alternate reality or universe where it was derived. Furthermore most people are not able to access the alternate reality or universe, as it requires special abilities reserved for those with a wonton disregard for logic, and zero cognitive dissonance.
Trump: Hey Pence, Nickelback is the best selling band of all time! We need to book them for the inauguration.
Pence: Save your alternate facts for the media and twitter.
by Taco Corp January 23, 2017
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Alternate Google

Many versions of www.google.com.
poogle, kizoogle, and froogle are all Alternate Googles.
by flclimax1 November 24, 2007
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Alternate BH-ing

Boob harassment. The act of intently observing a pair of boobs. It's BH-ing, but with boobs instead of ass.
A bitch is walking down the hall, better do some alternate BH-ing.
by The BH-ing Club April 25, 2013
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alternating current

Electricity. to reverse direction or sign periodically.
Day and night are like alternating currents.
by Kay Smith February 3, 2015
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alternating caps

Used to convey sarcasm or mockery across the internet. Can also be used to purposefully mislead and create humour (see r/PeopleFuckingDying)
Person 1: Ugh, why do people use alternating caps as a way to insult people when really its annoying and that they can't think for themselves?

Person 2: wHY dO pEOplE usE AlTernAtING CApS AS a wAY tO iNsuLt PeOplE WHen REally ITs AnNoYInG And THat THEY cAn'T tHinK foR THEmSelves?
by epic MeMelord MAGNificEnT November 21, 2019
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