Intentionally being obtuse and grouchy to attract attention from like minded individuals that have same IQ
Steve was aloofing on Facebook again with his pixilated videos and photos of over-sized mosquito weaponry.
by Ohyeahr December 22, 2018
by Aloof_Lovers April 12, 2019
a chick that takes a hot charlie to the face while giving a rusty trombone while shooting ping pong balls out her baby-cave while an old puerto rican man sticks a cucumber up her ass while he's singing "hotel california" while they both simultaneously juggle kittens through a flaming hoop on a unicycle on top of a tight rope. and she's a preggo, too!
AMERICA! FUCKYA!
AMERICA! FUCKYA!
by they call me the Nut-Gobbler February 7, 2011
a hot,elusive female with a tendency to throw expensive electronic devices in the water- can be found most often poolside baggin rays- has been known to scare younger men
"jamie is such an aloofer-
by donn seidholz June 20, 2005
by edgeofblade March 11, 2013
One who is of gargantuan proportions, usually above eight feet tall, who is distant in every aspect of himself and the world as a whole, and thus stumbles about as if he has lost his wits because his of massive size and aloofness.
1. The Aloof Giant stumbled about like an Asian grizzly bear, surrounded by his posse of aloof mini-giants.
2. Amy, are you crazy? That's the Aloof Giant! He can topple over and crush you at any second!
2. Amy, are you crazy? That's the Aloof Giant! He can topple over and crush you at any second!
by Paddy McShanty June 8, 2007
When one is too shy to poop at a friend's house, and must resort to coming up with lies and excuses to go back to their house in order to take care of business.
"Homie says he went home to check on his cat, but I'm pretty sure he went home to take a dump."
"Why didn't he just go here?"
"Because there's only one bathroom and he's poop aloof."
"Why didn't he just go here?"
"Because there's only one bathroom and he's poop aloof."
by Beehiver January 26, 2010