A faggot who thinks he is tough because he has a big truck.
Often likes to spiff up his vehicle to compensate for a small package. Embarrassed of his small penis size, he talks big, but can't back it up.
Often likes to spiff up his vehicle to compensate for a small package. Embarrassed of his small penis size, he talks big, but can't back it up.
by thebongghitter June 29, 2011
Get the Alfalfa Kingmug. "Look at those two manly chicks holding hands", said Biff. "Yeah, they must be serious alfalfa munchers." replied Joe
by Big Bad Billy March 14, 2007
Get the alfalfa munchmug. A vain, attention desperate dude who fancies himself the hottest shit on a shingle, who also likewise insinuates himself into other people's situations as the head #1 top dog boss and authority over everyone, when in actuality, he is a raging loser socially clueless dork with zero personality, whom EVERYONE dreads and loathesomely tolerates the presence and existence of, and whom all communally wish would just shut up, go away, and possibly die.
Alfalfa males are sticklers for the rule book because they go to bed reading it cover to cover every night.
Alfalfa males are sticklers for the rule book because they go to bed reading it cover to cover every night.
Dude, Dwight Shrute is a total Alfalfa male. I know so many people just like him. They think they're in charge of shit but really they're just stuck in middle management for life!
by Daveaflav May 19, 2014
Get the Alfalfa malemug. "Look at those two manly chicks holding hands", said Biff. "Yeah, they must be serious alfalfa munchers." replied Joe
by Big Bad Billy February 4, 2007
Get the alfalfa munchmug. When you eat nothing but alfalfa for three days and then take a nice healthy crap on your girlfriend's chest. This can be accompanied by a loud "MOO" if desired.
by Hadito December 16, 2008
Get the Organic Alfalfamug. 1) A crisp green sprout from the alfalfa seed. (Edible)
2) A term for pubes. Usually used by chefs to disguise the fact that they are "garnishing the dish". Waitress tend to be not too keen on delivering pubes to a customers table intentionally, thus the reason for the deception.
2) A term for pubes. Usually used by chefs to disguise the fact that they are "garnishing the dish". Waitress tend to be not too keen on delivering pubes to a customers table intentionally, thus the reason for the deception.
Chef 1: I’m all out of alfalfa sprouts for this fucktards meal, have you got any spare?
Chef 2: Why haven’t you got any?
Chef 1: I shaved ‘em off!
Chef 2: You’re a fag.
Chef 1: Fuck you! My lady said she’d deep throat me if I shaved ‘em all off… so I did!
Chef 2: Ok, but your still a fag! Here’s the alfalfa sprouts.
Chef 2: Why haven’t you got any?
Chef 1: I shaved ‘em off!
Chef 2: You’re a fag.
Chef 1: Fuck you! My lady said she’d deep throat me if I shaved ‘em all off… so I did!
Chef 2: Ok, but your still a fag! Here’s the alfalfa sprouts.
by tesfurdo November 21, 2006
Get the alfalfa sproutsmug. A term that pokes fun at "alpha male" and in doing so reveals that such terms like alpha, beta, or omega, etc, do not help you much in the long run in understanding yourself holistically.
Man: Yo, my girlfriend cheated on me because I was behaving like a beta male. I was going to therapy, playing video games some times and doing what I like to pay attention to the kid in me, that kid who has been wounded in the past. I should hide or destroy that part of me. Should I start behaving like an alpha? You know, alpha, like those PUAs say.
Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol
Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol
by YourInnerChild July 18, 2022
Get the Alfalfa malemug.