pulling a lauren

The act of giving a guy a hand job.

"Hey do want to give me a handy?" "Are you talking about pulling a Lauren?" "Yup!"

by lauren6996 March 3, 2014

Pulling a Lauren

Offering to fulfill a favor, however never accomplishing sed favor.

I never said I would clean the dishes!?

Yes you did, you keep pulling a Lauren this week!!

by ImNotAMachine76 November 20, 2017

Doing a Lauren

When a female wants to do something, but the male declines.

Female : "Wanna Pokemon Go and chill - like tonight?"
Male : "Hell Nah!"
- example of Doing a Lauren

by oxford-dictionary-official June 28, 2017

Pulling a Lauren

Having a boyfriend who is a jerk and posts stuff you dont want him to online <3

"he a jerk for putting that online"
"i know, shes pulling a lauren"

by ohheckya October 4, 2011

Pulling a Lauren

When your friend says they will be right back but just sit on mute for 2 hours and just logging off without a word.

"Oh man I waited for awhile and they just never came back, talk about 'Pulling a Lauren'."

by problematic potato January 25, 2017

Pulled a Lauren

The act of breaking up with a friend

That lunatic bitch straight up pulled a Lauren and now we're no longer friends!

by 2wedfgtgh45gf April 24, 2011

alaureate

a person who has not received any academic degree or any award.

Do not chime in on our academic discussions. You are an alaureate.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 October 3, 2014