Al Dente

The most desirable form of cooked noodles. Just firm, not soft.

Also:

A wang that's not hard, but not soft; just a bit firm.

Adam: Trevor do you like al dente?
Trevor: No!
Jon: Haha Trevor likes al dente!
Adam: Hahaha he so does.
Trevor: Al dente is revolting!
Adam/Jon: Trevor loves al dente!

by BobRyder June 18, 2007

Al dente

Italian for "I'm too hungry to wait for this pasta to cook any longer"

-Yo, why is this pasta still hard
-It's Al dente

-nah man you just couldn't wait 2 extra minutes for it to finish cooking

by Kush doctor November 8, 2015

Al dente

Good, excellent, fantastic.

Have you seen the recent episode of Game Of Thrones? It was so al dente!

by Mac922 January 20, 2019

Al dente dick

"when you have an erection but you don't at the same time. Its hard but its not.

After a long night of drinking I wanted to get laid. Al dente dick made that difficult.

by Dan_z34 January 14, 2009

Noodle al dente

Noodle al dente is the inability to get or keep an erection firm enough to have sexual intercourse. It's sometimes referred to as impotence, although this term is now used less often.

He can't get his noodle al dente

by Hyyphann February 1, 2020

al dente tampon

The al dente tampon is the action of removing such cotton finger from a lady while she’s on her “red week” you make a wish then throw it at the wall. If it sticks the wish shall come true

Dude how did you get that job?

My lady told me I should try the Al dente tampon and it worked

by dwilbs7 May 19, 2022

al dente method

when having sex, or cooking pasta, to pull it out before completely finished.

"Ted and Katie practice the Al Dente method...oops, another kid!"

by kate0087 January 17, 2010