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Akron Shoeshine

An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.
You know that girl Sharonda from the other building? I gave her an Akron Shoeshine, and she gagged for an hour!
by FireIslanders August 15, 2006
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Akron, Ohio

Located in northeast ohio ...midway between Cleveland & Canton ohio,Akron Ohio aka Crackron Ohio.! Home of LeBron James, Beanie Wells , & Birthplace of AA alcoholics Anonymous).Located between Cleveland & Canton. Akron is a jungle. Where you can get shot on a sunday afternoon broad daylight right after church. Dont try exploring downtown because its always under construction. The north side is filled with Nepali refugees & none of them know how to drive. Even tho AA was started here heroin & meth riddle the city. Stay away from the eastside & westside bc they will murder you & every hooker you ever need is on south arlington , johnston street , & east exchange street. Home of the akron runner ducks & Akron U ....dont come to akron if you cant hold your own
We cant go to Akron, Ohio after dark. They will kill us.
by BennyyyBitch October 22, 2019
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Ayro

Something or someone that is awesome, incredible, impressive, etc.
Let's get on the ayro rollercoaster.

That's ayro.
by Crisis7752 October 31, 2009
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university of akron

The University of Akron is a public university in downtown Akron, Ohio with nearly 30,000 students. Although not the most well-known or prestigious university out there, it does have some highly nationally ranked programs (the Industrial/Organizational Psychology graduate program, the College of Business Administration, the College of Engineering, and The College of Polymer Science and Polymer Engineering). It is also home to the Archives of the History of American Psychology (which contains materials from some of psychology's most famous experiments, like Milgram's shock experiments) and the 2010 Division 1 National Champion soccer team.

Although I'm sure this reads like an advertisement, that's definitely not the intent. I'm just a current student who strongly disagrees that this is "the shittiest excuse for a school ever created". The school's not perfect (parking sucks--although it's improved slightly with the opening of the newest parking deck, they do have some douchetastic professors, etc), but the only other urbandictionary entry for the school as of this writing is pretty much a load of shit.
John Heisman coached football at the University of Akron.
by xkcdfan February 21, 2011
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Akuroku

The pairing of Axel and Roxas in the game Kingdom Hearts II. This also may be reffered to as "the best thing since Soriku" or "F-ing HAWT." or "Dear God, did you just see that strange man with red hair set himself on fire???" Most people/cosplayers/fangirls of the pair will know that the "couple name" comes from the combination of AKUseru and ROKUsasu.

The two were once part of Organization XIII, but were mercilessly killed and/or converged with the original Keyblade master, Sora.

Also, this term is directly related to butt-smex. XDDD
Axel: He made me feel...like I had a heart.

Roxas: No one would miss me. *fangirl teardrop*

Axel: You can't go against the Organization!!! >_<

Axel: Gimme, gimme, gimme a man of the midnight! Won't somebody help me chase the shadows awaaaaaaaaaaaay~!

Roxas: Wtf is Akuroku...? *types in on Google* JESUS CHRIST!!!!!
by GAEP ORN ~<33333 February 23, 2009
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Akroness

The term "Akroness" is used to describe anything from, of, or relating to the city of Akron, Ohio, and is only fully understood by residents of the city. The first known use of the term "Akroness" was on January 16, 2004 when it was coined in the quote below:

"The food at El Rincon and Azteca is pretty much the same. Pretty much exactly the same. Azteca is just nicer of the inside. However, I perfer the dirty mexican "akroness" of El Rincon."

From here, an official definition of Akroness was created:

akroness - n.
1. a state of disheveled uncleanliness or disorder.
2. having the ironic quality of being simultaneously marked by outward signs of neglect and frequent use.
3. a state of being out of date or untrendy; unfadish (OLD FASHIONED)
4. a movement in urban planning from the 1920s and 1930s featuring tract housing, bungalows and the frequent placement of factories and chicken resturaunts (Akroness).
1. The absent minded professor could not clean up all of the akroness in his office.

2. Although the akroness leads one to belive otherwise, people actually do work in that building.

3. Akroness set in and caused the club to become unpopular with young people.
by el_Jefe September 17, 2006
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AkuRoku

The pairing of Axel and Roxas from the game Kingdom Hearts.

It's based off of their original Japanese names: Akuseru and Rokusasu
AkuRoku is God's gift to yaoi fangirls.
by Kagura August 27, 2007
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