Airport Shit

A particularly heinous specimen of feces most commonly observed in airports as a result of traveling - specifically, the result of a departure from region-based eating habits and patterns.

Damn, Doug. Next time you need to use the bathroom that badly, don't do it in my house. Walk over to the public library or something to drop an airport shit like that.

Airport Shit by guacablowme October 28, 2020

airport sushi 

Pussy

Airport sushi is an acquired taste.

airport sushi by pornogil April 13, 2023

Posing in front of airport security

Get rid of these stupid ads and replace them with some better content before we all get hooked, and that includes the bunches of links to the boomer dating sites run by catfishing dunces. We don’t need to know about Drake and Pusha T’s relationship, Julie Warner’s graphic arsenal, or the dirty tricks the King of Norway has up his sleeve. We definitely don’t need to see Obama’s mansion be stolen by Mr. Beast either!

Posing in front of airport security proves that you have no soul and should be eaten by the elder dragon from Super Mario

Posing in front of airport security by MrWhomstDVe December 31, 2021

Airport High School 

Airport High School is located in West Columbia South Carolina. It’s notorious for having more principals in its lifetime than students. It’s also known for being a school where more teachers and staff members have affairs with students than teachers in healthy relationships. Good luck finding a vending machine in the entire school that doesn’t just take your money. The school is home to many trailer park yee yees. These are the kids who wear the offbrand camo jackets that smell like old cigarettes. If you want to fit in in this school, just take any piece of clothing you have and shlapp a vineyard vine logo on it. Not to mention the row of squatted shitboxes that are always outside (none with a parking pass). Make sure you bring your juul everyday so you can fit in with all the other fiending crackheads on campus. The only thing worse than their athletic program is the education itself. It’s said that every morning you walk in, if you look down the 400 hall there is always at least 3 dead roaches. Let’s not even get started about the “Pit” kids. Those are the kids who walk around with their Walmart speakers blaring lil peep and wearing dog collars. They can always be found at lunch near the building where the fire occurred. It’s once said that the school is haunted by George I. Pair, but I think that’s just the lost souls of the students who continue to go there day after day to deal with the same shit. Welcome to Aiport High School.

Airport High School is complete and utter trash.

Airport High School by American fawces December 31, 2018

Airport High School pt.2 

To continue on what the previous author said. Airport High School is complete and utter trash.
Airport High School is also home to some of the biggest hoes you could ever meet. There are some girls who have herpes, some people are balding, one in particular has HIV, they know who they are. Airport High School is home of people who have trash tattoos, people who need to learn to take a fucking shower and teachers that straight up flirt with students. The students also don’t know how to find a place to sit, the students crowd the 400/500 intersection and stand there blocking people who are trying to get to the busted ass vending machines. There’s one teacher at the school who likes to complain about how horrible students are even though he verbally harassed half of the class. Welcome to Hell my children. May god have mercy on you all.

Airport High School Pt.2 Enjoy

Airport High School pt.2 by TrishaPaytasBaddiez January 3, 2019

airport bum swag 

Something you can say to yourself when you get a really sucky test score; basically the school version of "carpe diem" or "shit happens". Can't go to college or get a cool job? There's always bumming out at the airport - it's indoors, there's a bathroom, and there are restaurants you can work at so you don't have to beg! :P

Guy 1: "What'd you get on your test?"
Guy 2: "D plus."
Guy 1: "I got an F."
Both: "Oh well... Airport bum swag!"

airport bum swag by Hassan & Fei-Yen December 19, 2012

Takagi San International Airport 

Takagi San Imternational Airport was located in Tonosho, Kagawa Prefecture, Japan. It's believed that random Japanese drawer by the name of "Soichiro Yamamoto" was behind of Takagi San International Airport construction. It's first constructed in 2013, and opened in 2018.

Takagi San Airport was become popular in 2019 after the promotion of "Sesson 2" since it was opened, the cause and effect of this popularity is unknown, but there's a rumor that the Instagram and Reddit was behind of this popularity

The route that this airport serves is currently unknown, since every plane from this airport is always lost contact from ATC radar. But, it's believed that this airport serves both domestic flight and international flight

Gotta go to Takagi San International Airport before it's too late!

Takagi San International Airport by Astolfosexual January 11, 2021