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Morning after POO

after a night of heavy drinking you wake up with the need for a severe dump. This is usually more foul smelling than other craps and often is more fluid than solid.
ahhhh... i'm gunna get up and go unleash my morning after poo. i'll feel better when its over.
Morning after POO by timofo February 18, 2009

The morning after pill 

Sometimes emergency contraception is needed to prevent pregnancy after sex - for example, if the pill is missed, a condom breaks or in the case of being sexually assaulted. The morning after pill is a form of emergency contraception that must be started within 72 hours of having unprotected sex.
Girls- if u r raped or whatever make sure u take the morning after pill!!!
The morning after pill by ball_master September 19, 2005

morning after 

the time when you wake up, usually after a drunken night, that you realize the problem that was made last night. Random dude is passed out in your bed, drooling on your pillow.
texts;
girl one; omg! some naked guy in my bed!
girl two; I told you not to take him home! you were gone!
girl one; shit. this is an awesome morning after..
morning after by taytar January 25, 2009

Morning After Shrill! 

When you awaken and scream when you found out what you did the night before. Usually a morning after a night where immense amount of alcohol were consumed and your memory vanished.
After reading the text messages she sent last night, Ashely let out the Morning After Shrill!

The Morning After 

The time when a girl who has had some of the best sex in her life wakes up, puts her hand in her hair, gives it a little fluff, then places her hand betwen her legs and begins to play with herself thinking about the slam that went between her thighs the night before

Also: The time when a girl who has had some of the worst sex in her life wakes up with one of the biggest scowls on her face, angry about the night before, looks at the person next to her, contemplates spitting and then gets up to leave to go play with herself to make up for the night of horrid playtime the night before
The Morning After, Jennette woke up after her night of wild sex with Ricky, looked at his beautiful sleeping face, smilled, layed back down and placed her fingers in her folds and marveled at the wetness that still residing and was still happening

Carla woke up after her night of horrid sex with James and ran to the bathroom and pulled out a dildo LOL

morning after poo

When you wake up hungover and you take a huge dump to make you feel better.
I was so hungover this morning! But then I had my morning after poo and I was fine!
morning after poo by stotty575 June 15, 2010