aerial booty call

To fly a long distance to get laid, usually an ex that you still might be "friendly" with.

Not having seen Jan in 3 years, Mike hoped a Southwest flight to hit that poon one more time. Mike engaged in an Aerial booty call.

by Buck Futt March 3, 2010

aerial screw

The "aerial screw" is a sexual position first created by Leonardo DaVinci in the early 1480s whereby the consenting parties pleasure one-another while in a free fall state with both individuals reaching climax prior to their contact with the ground. Attempts to successfully complete the "aerial screw" are said to be the primary drive behind all of the avionic achievements of the 20th century - up to and including the space shuttle. The aerial screw is frequently, and incorrectly defined as a crude flying machine designed by DaVinci; though recently discovered documents have revealed that this apparatus was simply an attempt to reach a sufficient altitude to attempt the sexual act. With the advent of the US space program in the 1950s, the aerial screw has become of increasing interest to NASA and was the primary drive behind coed shuttle missions in the 1980s.

Would you be interested in going sky diving this weekend to attempt the aerial screw?

by HistoryRedefined October 16, 2013

Aerial

Amazing girl, will drive any man crazy to have her. Knows how to control men, too gorgoues for her own good. But wont ever want to know it. You wont ever meet anyone like her so hold on. Shes, beauitful, funny, with a nice body, smart and independent no dought the most amazing person ever. She usually has low self esteem and is unsually a good friend. Deserves respect because she always shows it.

Aerial... she's amazing man.

I love Aerial.

by hitherelovee December 1, 2010

Aerial Director

Aerial Director is a made up title given to country boys that look like the retarded brother of woody from toy story. If you're a disappointment to your father and fuck yourself with a Snap-On™ dildo every night, you just might be a prime choice for Aerial Director.

Synonyms: meaningless title retarded lazy

"That guy walks like he's holding back a nasty shit and looks like he hasn't gotten laid since his family reunion, he must be an aerial director."

by HydraulicsIsFuckingGay November 11, 2018

Aerial Overdrive

An amazing progressive rock band from Southern New York. Influences include Coheed and Cambria, Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet For My Valentine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Atreyu, Rise Against, and The Prize Fighter Inferno

Person #1: "Dude, have you heard Aerial Overdrive's new EP, By Blood Aurora, I creamed myself when I heard it and my girlfriend got mad pissed."

Person #2: "Hey, ya can't win 'em all"
Person #1: "Yeah, ya win some ya lose some"

by Aerial Overdrive October 24, 2008

Hiroshima (Aerial Assault)

Elevating oneself as high as possible above the toilet while dropping fecal matter into the water of the toilet. If done correctly a gigantic splash should occur. If shit hits anywhere but the water you have failed your mission...the japanese win the war.

AJ: Hey how about rob's Hiroshima (Aerial Assault) attack yesterday
TJ: Dude, his head almost hit the ceiling!
Ryan: So the Japanese lost the war again!

by Disrespect That Toilet! March 17, 2010

Aerial7

The damn sickest headphones you'll ever set eyes on.
People who think Skullcandies are the shit have never flown an Aerial7.

Bob: Damn, checkout my new headphones!
Joe: Skullcandies? Those are pieces of fuckin shit man! Get with the times!
Bob: Well what chu rockin?
Joe: My Aerial7 Tanks bro!
Bob: For realz?!
Joe: uh... yeah.

by AntiDisEstablishMentTarianIsm January 13, 2010