Autoromantic

Being romantically attracted to oneself. Not sexually, only romantically (hence, autoROMANTIC)

"She's cute."
"Sorry dude, she's autoromantic."

by Nickelback.Jack August 28, 2020

Film Actor Guild(F.A.G)

fictional orginization created for Team America: World Police. satire of the Screen Actors Guild AKA S.A.G

most of the F.A.G.s are assholes and pussies

by Sarge January 11, 2005

Comfort Actor

A comfort actor is when an actor makes you feel safe and happy when you are upset.

When i feel sad, i think about Tom Hiddleston. He is my comfort actor and he makes me feel happy.

by #alive April 2, 2021

autoralnecrofecophiliac

An individual who masturbates feverishly while crapping into the mouth of a deceased person.

Dude, I hear that Charlie Sheen is an autoralnecrofecophiliac. Yeah. I hear that too. I heard that after Osama bin Laden was killed, Charlie Sheen crapped into his mouth while masturbating feverishly.

by Sick Bastard 1234 June 10, 2011

abutorab

An extremely intelligent person, who is skilled, funny and has a huge passion for studies. He loves learning about different religions and is also very famous. It also means that he is extremely handsome.

Abutorab is the smartest person I know.

by StephenHawkingAlbertEinstein May 11, 2018

Drunk Actor

Someone who pretends to be more drunk than they actually are.

"Bro im so hammered son. Sippin on Patron all night!"
"Ok. Thats a Coors Lite, and you've only had one"
"TITS!"
"Your such a Drunk Actor"

by Junior Soprano July 26, 2009

Socratic Method-Actor

The practice of answering every question you are asked with a repetitive question or statement, whether it makes sense to or not.

It is practiced widely in the stoner world and has it's roots with Tommy Chong from the Cheech and Chong movies and from his time on That 70's Show.

This is based on the basic belief that Socrates is the father of modern thought and that his philosophic teachings were based upon answering a student's question with a probing question in order to get the student to realize their own answer.

Only in this case it serves as a comedic outlet while you are impaired by pot or alcohol.

Tommy Chong is a Socratic Method-Actor since he can answer any question with the same question and make it funny.

Me: What are you doing here?
Tommy Chong: What are YOU doing here?

Me: Why are you smiling?
Tommy Chong: Why are YOU smiling?

Me: Are you stoned?
Tommy Chong: Are YOU stoned?

Me: What are you doing in Mexico?
Tommy Chong: What are YOU doing in Mexico?

by shailoche July 16, 2009