asstache

when a man or woman fingers his or her own balloon knot then takes their dirty digit out and wipes it across the upper lip.

i was so pissed at jen that after i plowed her from behind i gave her an asstache... and she liked it...

by tommy kenny September 22, 2006

asstache

the hair in and around a persons ass

mike has to shave his asstache said dina

by bosk3r69 August 29, 2009

acnestache

When someone has a ton of acne above their upper lip, making it seem like they have a mustache made of acne. Is noticeable, but the acne usually isn't too bad.

Person 1: "Ew! That guy has such an acnestache.. he should grow a real one to cover it."
Person 2: "It's not that bad..."

by chick singers October 24, 2008

astachestate

n. One who has abandoned, fallen away, or rejected the belief that 'staches are a symbol of male sexuality, masculinity, and overall awesomeness.

"Did you hear about Cody? I heard he's a total astachestate."

by AsherJ October 24, 2012