Accordion Fetish

The act of shoving your fist down someone's ass, and then taking your other fist shoving it down their throat. Then playing them like a fucking accordion.

You better watch out for Tyrone, he has an accordion fetish! He once played Joseph like a fucking Accordion!

by Lee Refugee October 18, 2019

Ass Accordion

The act of squatting and farting at the same time.

I ate a bunch of beans today and when I did the leg press at the gym, I made an Ass Accordion

by Subtle777 October 23, 2012

The Accordion Effect

This happens when you witness a line of traffic in which a bunch of dumb ass drivers are tailgating each other only to back off and repeat the process again. Characterized by people who brake constantly while driving and continuous speeding up and slowing down. It can be especially frustrating if this happens on the highway in the left lane when you are in a hurry and you don't want to get caught up or when it occurs on a single lane road where you are unable to pass. Resembles that of an accordion.

Looks like Steve is gonna be late to work again on the account of The Accordion Effect.

by agent6 March 7, 2011

Accordion hands

A type of hand gesture frequently used by trump in which he prepares to tell a lie by playing "air accordion", thus "accordion hands".

The faster trump's "accordion hands" move, the more preposterous the lie he's about to tell!

by lexydelic June 23, 2020

Dirty accordion

When a girl is playing with the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

I gave Jeff a dirty accordion and he enjoyed the tunes.

by Robocophasshittytitties April 16, 2021

Accordion Face

When a male or female has an attractive face from the side, but when viewed from the front their face is thin and unattractive, as if someone has squashed their face inwards (much like a compressed accordion ). An inverse would be a face that is fine from the side, but is wide and unattractive when viewed from the front (much like an outstretched accordion).

Human #1: Hey girl.
Human #2: Hmm? *turns towards*
Human #1: Oh damn.
Human #2: What?
Human #1: You have one hell of an accordion face.
Human #2: Dick.

by Skeletimothy June 22, 2015

Cleveland Accordion

The act of kneeling over your woman, beating off, and quietly shitting on her knees, before loudly busting out onto her face. Then, in the mass confusion, you slam her knees and face together, like an accordion.

Man it was crazy. i gave her a cleveland accordion and she didn't know what hit her!

by blakbelt88 January 14, 2010