That one essay based student with a traumatic villain origin story that is either really
straight or really
fruity, probably the latter because the best ones tend to study
English. They usually have a bunch of younger siblings and/or cousins they have to look after and explain stuff to, but they somehow still get killer grades and a shoutout in every assembly for giving off teacher vibes.
Eleni in my English class is an academic
weapon.
Wait, nobody mentioned the academic
weapon in assembly...did something happen?