Ablysmal

The incorrect spelling/pronunciation of the adjective abysmal, commonly used by commentary YouTuber WildSpartanz. He seems to believe there's an extra 'l' in the word.

"His acting was ablysmal" -- WildSpartanz

by Mickey_G_ April 13, 2019

abysmality

A seriously worse version of a dismality.

Guy 1: I lost my dorm keys and also locked my phone in my room so I had to sleep in the hallway.
Guy 2: So bad!
Guy 1: But guess what, the next day I woke up and realized I was on the wrong floor!
Guy 2: EXTREME ABYSMALITY for you!!!

by EADSGFPEA March 25, 2022

Abyssal Whip

Andrew Gower became tired of smacking his vigina so he created a weapon to punish naughty players who break rules. Soon players found that you can use this weapon as a disciplinary measure to give wilderness newbs a elegant spanking. Also may be used as a rope to decorate newbs on gallows.

"Dam... that whip spanked me so hard that I fell off my chair!.. I hope I didn't leave a shit stain on his Abyssal whip"

by Empire666 November 24, 2006

abismalism

state of: just when you think things can't get any worse...they do...so really, what was wrong isn't actualy as bad as it could be. QED - things are actualy pretty good.

dammit - i have crabs again...oh fark, i have anal leakage too? i wish i only had crabs. i am an abismalist.

by fumbisiman October 10, 2003

Abyssal Whip

The Best weapon in the game of Runescape.
Gives a Slash + 82 bonus and a Strength + 82 bonus. Can be used with a shield, one of the reasons its the best weapon. Its about as fast as a dagger, and as strong as a battle axe.Known in the game as a Whip.

"I just got owned by this guy with a whip, I did'nt even have a chance!"

by Cubeknight August 4, 2005

Abysma

Abysma, the absence of charisma in someone who believes they possess it.

Believing himself irresistible, Todd strode toward her,  unaware his toxic abysma would doom his every move.

by Kenotenwordsmith December 31, 2011

Abyssal

Another word for complete and utter failure, or noob. An Abyssal is generally really bad at spelling and says things completely out of context to try to forward himself but in the end makes himself look like a tit.

Dude that guy is such an abyssal

Man that guy is acting like such an abyss

by iissuperawesome May 30, 2011