abonics

Asian accents and poor grammar including chinese at chinese restaurants, vietnamese at nail salons, indian at liquor stores....etc.

Wife:"Baby, why did you take so long to order chinese food?"
Husband:"Mother*&%&er couldn't speak english!"
Wife:"Thats why i told you to learn abonics!"
Husband:"THEN WHY DON"T YOU SPEAK ABONICS! YOU'RE CHINESE!"

by Lynn Do August 20, 2007

Abones

To demolish in rocket league.

Abonessssssssssss.

by Abones January 4, 2021

Abon

When a high rank monster hunter player dies stupidly to a monster forever shaming himself. (for constant reminder of the correct use of the word "Abon" please refer to the twitch stream known as abonhomie)

"hey man, don't you pull an Abon on us! *player dies idiotically to the monster*

by AznMagician May 6, 2021