abigail

Abigail-- A special variety of the long-haired flourescent purple Armadillo found on the coasts of Antarctica that enjoys sticking its long tail up its long nose and sunbathing in the snow. It feasts on wood chips and tree hair. It is compatible with the Snow White Wildebeast and takes advantage of the blue mongoose's existence
Look! I think that Abigail just stole the wood chuck's wood chips!
by mongadillo February 20, 2011
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The most BITCHIEST person you will EVER meet.
slut cheater
Dude, she is such an abigail bitch terrible
by truthmaster1213 December 14, 2016
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a small thick little whore who thinks her life is better than everybody elses. She has an obsession with hair spray , trying 2 act hard and call babies.
She usually has a mum who is a goldigging bitch who looks like a man and tries 2 be the ring leader of children and teenagers
Usually short and fat and stubby and is completly mentally retarded : if found lock away and throw away the key . Is also found with an obese boyfriend who sleeps with other girls and cheats on people.
Who is that ! Look under your feet ... is it an ant ... is it a dog ... no its abigail who thinks your boyfriends want her ... kill the bitch
by we h8 you August 03, 2007
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Ewwww that girl has an abigail!
by Mbrf November 27, 2016
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Abigail is a calm ,genteel slug lover
Abigail you are the biggest slug lover
by rainbow dreams April 08, 2019
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abigail is a HOE she sleeps with everyone and has AIDS.No one likes her,she’s alone in life,and no one will ever love her.Her friends kimberly and cassidy don’t even like her they just pretend to bc she has no friends.😽
did you see that whore abigail today?
by bobjdjridjkd February 20, 2019
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your tipical white girl who is shy, but has a cray cray side. She will try to make people take her to starbucks because she loves it so much. she is basic af and doesnt really know what shes talking about
" hey is that abigail? She is so quite and always has a starbucks cup in her hand!"
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