Basically just a god among men. Type of
guy that spills lemonade at a restaurant and genuinely feels
bad about it so he wipes it up with his all-powerful penis, all with a smile on his face. Type of
guy who never misplaces a sock, and always has exact change. He can speak
german, in french. An Aaron is constantly told that he is the funniest person that someone has ever met, but he is far too focused on fighting off malicious viruses for the good of mankind to even except the compliment. An Aaron always has the answer but pretends not to sometimes because he doesnt want to be percieved as a know it all. Aarons often come up with catchphrases that other
people pick up but he doesnt mind everyone stealing his material because he'll just think up something even more
awesome tomorrow. Aarons can spit in to the wind. Aarons can count their chickens beofre they hatch, and then
use that number to draw a mural of the meaning of life. An Aaron can
lick his own elbow (go ahead, try it you little chump. yep couldnt do it, could you? Youre no
fucking Aaron, thats a for sure) Aaron is a traditionally a jewish name but that doesnt stop him from dunking on a full sized basketball hoop, while eating pork.
