1. The epitome of what a police officer should aspire to.
2. The greatest television character of all time.
3. The greatest role an actor named Reginald VelJohnson shall EVER have.
2. The greatest television character of all time.
3. The greatest role an actor named Reginald VelJohnson shall EVER have.
Carl Winslow cured me of the AIDS!
Carl Winslow didn't like Urkel too much did he?
If all shows had this Carl Winslow guy in em maybe TV wouldn't suck so much.
Carl Winslow didn't like Urkel too much did he?
If all shows had this Carl Winslow guy in em maybe TV wouldn't suck so much.
by Magic Ninja April 19, 2006
Holy Shit! I just saw Reginald ValJohnson on a plane heading to Tuscola from Ohare. I said I was his biggest fan so he shit in my mouth! I loved every minute munching on that oozing winslow deuce that I almost sticky maced myself. I love getting hot winslowed!
by Hot Carlos May 10, 2005
A big sandwich preferably made with a whole loaf of French bread, a whole head of lettuce, lots of meat, and all the other accoutrements. Originated by Carl and Eddie Winslow on the show Family Matters. Good drunk food.
by TimboIA April 18, 2007
v. -To disappear with no reason or explanation.
-To be cut off from a social group/team/family because they are a worthless ass with ugly hair.
Derives from the tv show "Family Matters" in which Judy Winslow mysteriously disappears. No explanation was given, and nobody seemed to really give a shit that she was gone. They just decided she wasn't worth the trouble.
The term "rachel" could also be used to explain someone who also mysteriously disappears and just leaves her kid behind.
-To be cut off from a social group/team/family because they are a worthless ass with ugly hair.
Derives from the tv show "Family Matters" in which Judy Winslow mysteriously disappears. No explanation was given, and nobody seemed to really give a shit that she was gone. They just decided she wasn't worth the trouble.
The term "rachel" could also be used to explain someone who also mysteriously disappears and just leaves her kid behind.
Little Girl: "Daddy, howcome all my things are gone and my bedroom is full of your sports memorbilia?"
Father: "Sorry, I just can't deal with your shit anymore, you're being Judy Winslowed."
Boy: "Hey coach, howcome my name is no longer on the roster of the school chess team?"
Coach: "meh, no reason really...it's called being Judy Winslowed, kid, get used to it!
Father: "Sorry, I just can't deal with your shit anymore, you're being Judy Winslowed."
Boy: "Hey coach, howcome my name is no longer on the roster of the school chess team?"
Coach: "meh, no reason really...it's called being Judy Winslowed, kid, get used to it!
by Judy Winslow May 7, 2006
1. The greatest human being, real or fictional, to walk the earth. Carl Winslow embodies everything that is good and pure in the world. His very existence is the faint but perpetually shining light emerging from the existential abyss.
2. See: God
2. See: God
In the beginning Carl Winslow created the heavens and the earth.
Now the earth was a formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and Carl Winslow was hovering over the waters.
And Carl Winslow said, "Let there be light," and there was light. Carl Winslow saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. Carl Winslow called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
Now the earth was a formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and Carl Winslow was hovering over the waters.
And Carl Winslow said, "Let there be light," and there was light. Carl Winslow saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. Carl Winslow called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
by Leonard Nimoy Jr. February 4, 2008
"Dude I totally took a dump, threw it in the freezer, and then used it to go to town on my girlfriend. She can't get enough of the Cold Winslow."
by Chuddly Knudson September 28, 2006
A Dirty Winslow is when a girl pegs you and has you bust a nut on a biscuit then you reaching over to feed it to her while she enjoys the side with a glass of wine.
by Cali907 June 3, 2021