Don't forget to bring a towel!

Something much more than a "random saying"
Used as common slang among reefers
Made popular first heard by Towlie episode 8 season 5

"wanna get high? don't forget to bring a towel!"

by towlie:D October 21, 2009

Throw A Towel On It

To put off doing something until later because currently you are being too awesome to deal with it

Bro 1: "Dude, there is this chick totally passed out on our kitchen floor!"

Bro 2: " Just throw a towel on it. We'll deal with it in the morning. Party on, bro!"

by E.K. Trashily November 8, 2011

shake a tower

To rub one out while "taking a shower."

J-deuce: "I'm gonna go shake a tower!"

A.A. ron: "Alright. Make sure it all rinses down, and don't shoot clue goo on my new bath rugs!"

by itsbusted November 23, 2014

poop in a towel

An awkward situation that you just kind of have to deal with; not unlike finding poop in a bathroom towel.

"So I let Joel and his friend spend the night last night so they could go watch a baseball game tomorrow. They left this morning and I found a condom in the sleeping bag I loaned them..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."

"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."

by Owen D. February 18, 2009

Should have put a towel down

A phrase commonly used after one has sex, usually in the missionary position, where the semen gets on the sheets.

<Baby that was great.>
<Yeah, should have put a towel down though. This shits ruined.>

by Ruined Sheets September 2, 2010

Not Even A Tower

It’s not even a tower. It’s in ring 1 of Juke’s Towers of Hecc. It doesn’t give any tower points, as it is a mini tower.

Example_Player has beat Not Even a Tower in 0:22:472

by ChaotiaX February 11, 2022

bring a towel

Common advice for hookers.

"Don't forget to bring a towel."

"Maybe grab some condoms but don't forget to bring a towel."

by Hitler's Sister June 5, 2016