shake a shit

When you’ve reached such an advanced age that when you shit yourself, you just shake the leg you’re not standing on and empty out your jeans and keep moving.

You can’t wear any underwear to perform a proper shake a shit!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021

Shake a tower

take a shower.

Etimology: from Distortion Language. Came from rearranging the first letter of the first word and the first two of the second. rearranging the letters of words in some phrases is common in Distortion Language.

"We'll leave right after I shake a tower."

by Chingon December 16, 2005

more than you can shake a stick at

A LOT, Many, tons, too many

At the protest there will be more hippies that you can shake a stick at

by Eric Olson July 19, 2005

shake a tit

spoonerism of "take a shit;" the act of defecating.

past: Shook a tit
present: Shaking a tit
future: ..shake a tit

Be right back, gonna shake a tit.

by henry lynn February 28, 2005

shake a bitch

More a school of thought than a common term, used to describe the notion that while it might not be okay to hit a bitch, it certainly is alright to shake one until they come around to a reasonable line of thinking.

Naw man, I didn't hit her. I'm not like that. I just had to shake a bitch til she came up off my money.

by $50_the_secret_swallower April 15, 2010

shake a deuce loose

To take a shit, dump, have a bowel movement, or go number two.

1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.

2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.

3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?

4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?

by Shay Sights May 13, 2022

shake a leg

to dance, boogie down, not holding up the walls.

Let's go down to the club on 5th and shake a leg.

by MashaC October 13, 2005