"Hey, your number 1!"
by My dictionary284 March 18, 2020
Get the Number 1mug. by x January 31, 2003
Get the number 1mug. a male could be described as 'ponce number 1' if he is a hat fanatic, has been found comparing himself to 'light speed champion' and only tries it on with girls in top set for English. A ponce number one would wear boating shoes but tries on women's high heels in his spare time. They like "designers" and are constantly branded with Jack Wills, Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister. He takes pride in his basement and having sexual activities performed on him while playing on an Xbox. The worst kind of twat, this ponce is constantly sarcastic but never fails to amuse.
"I knew ponce number 1 was poncely, but what's with the boating shoes?"
SOPHIA: i saw ponce number one wearing that reversible fur trapper the other day.
DANIELLA: come on, at least he wasn't wearing girls' shoes..
SOPHIA: i heard he stores them in his basement.
DANIELLA: (laughs) But I heard he got a handjob while playing on his Xbox..
SOPHIA: innit, that is SO ponce
SOPHIA: i saw ponce number one wearing that reversible fur trapper the other day.
DANIELLA: come on, at least he wasn't wearing girls' shoes..
SOPHIA: i heard he stores them in his basement.
DANIELLA: (laughs) But I heard he got a handjob while playing on his Xbox..
SOPHIA: innit, that is SO ponce
by greyfrust September 21, 2009
Get the ponce number 1mug. by cjbaker77 September 25, 2017
Get the Rule Number 1mug. by Claire YAAAAAAAAy September 14, 2007
Get the undesirable number 1mug. About the shortest possible haircut, where the guard is on the No. 1 setting of 3mm. A shorter version of a crew cut or buzz cut.
Prat 1: Hey man, you been on chemo? I didn't know.
Prat 2: You shut the fuck up, this number 1 cut cost a fortune
Prat 2: You shut the fuck up, this number 1 cut cost a fortune
by londonstudent October 23, 2006
Get the number 1 cutmug. 