Skip to main content

life's a destination not a journey 

What you think it is: the opposite of "life's a journey not a destination". Best used to describe a way of life or a certain mindset that overly ambitious people tend to have. It basically means valuing the achievement more than the experience!
A: Wow Mark and your dad are like polar opposites aren't they?
B: Yeah I know what you mean Mark's a huge slacker and my dad is completely "life's a destination not a journey".

Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI 

An adaptation of the famous quote, by those who worked at IVI Travel
"Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI" -- right, Walter.

Life's a Party 

A group, usually of two, who can come together as one and make great rap and hip hop songs. Usually consisting of a shorter haired member, and a longer haired member. Both are gorgeous and can fuck any lady they want. They usually have large orgies.
Yo bro, you listened to life's a party yet? They're fucking awesome.
Life's a Party by Kdog1395 November 23, 2011

life's a bitched 

To get outrapped on your own song, comes from Nas - Life's a Bitch where A.Z had a better verse than him.
- Yo, A.Z actually had a better verse than Nas on life's a bitch
- Yeah, Nas got life's a bitched
life's a bitched by killa4566 December 26, 2019

Life’s a beach

Life’s was a beach and your here dude now life’s a bitch
life’s a beach now life’s a bitch

Life's a bitch, and then you die 

A quote, often used for when life bites you in your ass, accepting said misfortune. Basically, "What will be will be" but way more cooler sounding.
Random Ass Person: "God, I just hate life."

BeansyWeansy: "Yep. Life's a bitch, and then you die."