get a boyfriend or girlfriend day 

its a day where you have to get a girlfriend or boyfriend

girl: want to be my boyfriend for the day cause its get a boyfriend or girlfriend day
boy:sure

get a boyfriend or girlfriend day by Get a bf or gf rn November 21, 2019

I have a boyfriend 

1. A phrase girls use to reject guys they don't like

2. Another way of saying, "Fuck off bitch, I don't like you."

Guy: Hey wanna hangout sometime?
Girl: No. I have a boyfriend.
Guy: Ok but can we still be friends?
Girl: I don't like you. Go away please.

I have a boyfriend by Tbc77 December 28, 2019

I have a boyfriend. 

women who think everyone likes her and has a boyfriend

jake: pstt what the question for number 6
jess: i have a boyfriend dont talk to me
jake: I DONT CARE WHAT THE ANSWER
jess: i have a boyfriend
jake: BITCH I DONT CARE YOU LOOK LIKE IF TRUMP AND MORGZ HAD A BABY AND TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH MORGZ MAKING YOU
jess: Oh My God Im telliNg my boyfriend
jake: yeah ok
*later*
jess: that him he told me i looked ugly
kim: domt worry sweet baby i got this
kim: hey you dumbass you be talking about my girl
jack: huh?
kim: she mine
jack: ok you can have her shortie

kim: STOP THAT IT WE WILL FIGHT TO GET HER
jack: *kicks*
kim: WAAAAA YOU DIDNT HAVE TO HIT SO HARD WAAAAA
jack: you wanted a fight
jess: hello new boyfr-
jack: *slaps* no
kim: can we go back together please
jess: I have a boyfriend.

I have a boyfriend. by YAY_fucktheinternet January 29, 2021

a boyfriend 

Something I want and would greatly appreciate during the holiday season.

Damn, it is so fucking seeing everyone with a boyfriend besides me

a boyfriend by grlpwr1648 December 9, 2017

I have a boyfriend 

Preppish for "I don't want to go out with you because you suck."

meanwhile she fucks 5 different guys on the same night. What a lame ass excuse!

I have a boyfriend by bojzzle September 1, 2004

Being a Boyfriend 

*The following are how girls interpert aspects of the relationship

1. Affection
- If you like her too much, you're needy. If you don't like her enough, you're uninterested.

2. Individuality
- If you disagree with her over things you're passionate about, you're an asshole. If you agree with her to not complicate things, you're whipped.

3. Friends
- If you turn her down to hang with your friends sometimes, you're an asshole (again). If you do too much with her, you're clingy and don't have enough friends.

4. Compliments
- If you don't compliment her well enough, then you think she's ugly. If you compliment her too much, all you want is sex.

5. Sex
- If you want to have sex after the first few dates, you're a sex addict. If you wait until you think she's ready, you're gay.

For these reasons, and many more (MANY more), many men have come to the conclusion that prostitutes are the way to go, rather than being a boyfriend.

Being a Boyfriend by C_a_n_a_d_A February 8, 2009

I have a boyfriend 

Good for you

Jenny: I have a boyfriend
Max: Noone cares

I have a boyfriend by Not a heather January 16, 2022