Pitch a Tent

To pop a wood causing one's pants to rise up resembling a tent.

"When I saw her bend over in that short skirt, I had to sit down and pitch a tent."

by (TheDude) May 4, 2007

pitchin a tent

when a male of the human race and his erect penis makes the sheets look rather like a tent

it totally sucks when you pitch a tent while being in bed with other men

by Captain Mutorcs March 29, 2005

pitch a tent

to strike a boner

Whenever Shallon walks by, they all pitch a tent.

by Greg October 17, 2002

pitch-a-tent

to have an erection large enought to lift your trousers to a tent like shape.pitch-a-tent, pitched-a-tent, pitching-a-tent,pitches-a-tent

he loves doing it so much he pitches-a-tent everytime he thinks of it! dont start pitching-a-tent in public! of course he likes porn, i bet he has pitched-a-tent loads of times! damn shes so hot, she makes me pitch-a-tent everytime i see her!

by steven desmond January 30, 2007

needs a tent

a phrase that alot of league of legends players say in all chat when they are being camped

man if i get ganekd one more time im gonna ask if he "needs a tent"

by azirisnotatrahschamp December 29, 2016

Pitched a tent

Having a boner.

You've pitched a tent GOD DAMMIT!

by BigMacRavioli August 10, 2017

pitching a tent

This my children is code name for i got a boner.The word is used to discribe the way pants go up looking like a tent when you get a boner.

I was looking at porn the other day and i started pitching a tent

by {JLS} June 7, 2009