Smooth as a pickle

When someone is being incredibly cool and charming. The act of being a suave bastard 😎

Damn that was smooth as a pickle 😍

by Hannah the mad thing May 24, 2020

Smooth as a Baby's Chuff

What's the difference between the skin on a baby's bottom and the skin on its vagina ? nothing.

Extremely smooth.

Smik: Nice skinhead !!

Shaun: Yea man run your hand along it, it's as smooth as a baby's chuff!!

by Drewbud315 May 23, 2008

As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021

smooth as a gravy sandwich

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz

Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"

by The illustrious moustache May 7, 2018

she a smoochie

What being a smoochie means is being a hoe, thot, slut or anything of the sort. You would be called a smoochie

She a smoochie bro, she was going round all of nyc.

by Isa-kun December 2, 2021

butt fucked in a smoothie truck

When you're having a really bad day but everyone else is happy.

Sun burn at the beach=butt fucked in a smoothie truck.

by Johnny oneshot May 25, 2016

blend a smoothie

Tossing a Jamba Juice employee's salad; tossing a salad

Justin wanted to blend a smoothie after Alisa blew him.

by Yeeesssss February 15, 2010