by wsg maki October 4, 2021
Get the kiss a scooter boy day mug.The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.
by Neo1313 November 11, 2019
Get the i hope you hit your ankle on a scooter mug.If someone tells you to go and hit your ankle on a scooter, they're most likely evil and want you to die. When someone tells you that, you are highly recommended to keep away from those people for the rest of your life.
by Neo1313 November 11, 2019
Get the go hit your ankle on a scooter mug.The act of releasing a rocket-like shit, uncontrollably out of your asshole due to being scared, or surprised by something.
Originally came from Wizard People, Dear Reader by Brad Neely.
Originally came from Wizard People, Dear Reader by Brad Neely.
"It was 3rd period and I looked at the Multiple Choice section and when I didn't know any of the answers it was all I could do to not dookie a shooter right then and there.
"I'm going to need a change of pants because when I heard Steve Buscemi was going to star as Moe in the new live action Simpsons movie I dookied a shooter."
"I'm going to need a change of pants because when I heard Steve Buscemi was going to star as Moe in the new live action Simpsons movie I dookied a shooter."
by Zoomacroom November 27, 2011
Get the Dookie a Shooter mug.He thought that he had won the game, but succeeded only to pull a shooter magavin as he lost shortly afterwards.
by Mike Kramer October 25, 2007
Get the Pull a Shooter Magavin mug.A brand new, never used insulin syringe or a 10 count bag of them. The one and only difference between a "ShooterMcGavin" and an insulin syringe or 10 count bag of them is; Insulin syringes are for the purpose of administering insulin when a diabetics blood sugar has dropped dangerously low. Any brand new never used insulin syringe turns into a "ShooterMcGavin" once it contains some sort of Schedule I and, or II Narcotic and, or Stimulant solution with the intent of being either injected directly into the blood stream either in the neck, eyeball or that vein in your forehead that pulsates when one gets extremely aggravated. However if the tip of the "ShooterMcGavin" is intentionally broken off so the route at which it's been designated can then be changed to be administered into the rectal cavity known as "boofing" depending on which hemisphere you're in. However when this happens, like a caterpillar going through a metamorphosis to turn into a butterfly. When a "ShooterMcGavin" is altered to be used to boof said illicit substance(s) it has a metamorphosis of its own and it's designated call sign then changes from "ShooterMcGavin" to "Chubs".
Junky 1 says to junky 2: I'd give my left testicle for a ShooterMcGavin right now..
Junky 2 hands Junky 1 his pocket knife. Followed by junky 1 asking junky 2: "What's this for? You know Im waiting on my new id in the mail. Since you insist somebody you, or your family knows will see you at the pharmacy making a medical purchase. At which point, pharmacy staff won't be able to resist risking their job to gossip with a fat ginger woman with upper lip hair more prominent than any mustache I could ever hope to grow that you call "mom" about a 3 dollar purchase you just made.. On camera, so there's an audio visual record of your rights being violated. But who could blame that pharmacy tech or pharmacist? Shit I'd have thrown 4 years of higher learning down the drain as it held hands with my career and retirement plan too just to squeak your scary ass out to one of your fat ugly family members. We get it, you just can't even take the risk, the nothing you have going on is too much to risk. Yup, there's no denying were better off treating are bodies like pin cushions. At this point I could pull something sharper than what we've currently got from a public men's restroom, sharps box.."
Junky 2's lip quivers as he sniffles when he should wipe his damn nose and pulls out a brand new unopened bag of insulin syringes and says sadly with a shakey, crackling voice: "I received a diagnosis of type one diabetes yesterday at my doctor's appointment. "
Junky 2 hands Junky 1 his pocket knife. Followed by junky 1 asking junky 2: "What's this for? You know Im waiting on my new id in the mail. Since you insist somebody you, or your family knows will see you at the pharmacy making a medical purchase. At which point, pharmacy staff won't be able to resist risking their job to gossip with a fat ginger woman with upper lip hair more prominent than any mustache I could ever hope to grow that you call "mom" about a 3 dollar purchase you just made.. On camera, so there's an audio visual record of your rights being violated. But who could blame that pharmacy tech or pharmacist? Shit I'd have thrown 4 years of higher learning down the drain as it held hands with my career and retirement plan too just to squeak your scary ass out to one of your fat ugly family members. We get it, you just can't even take the risk, the nothing you have going on is too much to risk. Yup, there's no denying were better off treating are bodies like pin cushions. At this point I could pull something sharper than what we've currently got from a public men's restroom, sharps box.."
Junky 2's lip quivers as he sniffles when he should wipe his damn nose and pulls out a brand new unopened bag of insulin syringes and says sadly with a shakey, crackling voice: "I received a diagnosis of type one diabetes yesterday at my doctor's appointment. "
by JunkboxHero April 25, 2025
Get the a ShooterMcGavin mug.“i’m a shooter”
“what does that mean?”
“it means he’s scared to fight”
“oOoOoOo catch these hands bitch”
“STOP IT BRO YOUR SCARING HIM”
“what does that mean?”
“it means he’s scared to fight”
“oOoOoOo catch these hands bitch”
“STOP IT BRO YOUR SCARING HIM”
by mrhead223 February 15, 2021
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