shit a squirrel

v. To take a huge crap or litterally shit a squirrel

"Man, i woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel"
"Umm, i think i ate your chocolate squirrel"

by LoveTheLamp April 6, 2007

you should have bought a squirrel

an answer to any question in existance

If you are going to but a house full of pizza for 18 dollars, and you found another deal for 43 dollars, which deal is better?
"you should have bought a squirrel."

by heyylaurenn! March 20, 2008

Catching A Squirrel

The Code Name For : Jerking Off

"Be Right Back Catching A Squirrel"

by Mr.Google April 30, 2015

hung like a squirrel

To be hung like a squirell is when you penis is so small you van only see you nuts and no penis.

Yo dawg you are so small you are hung like a squirrel.

by DJ Curly Fry April 24, 2006

Toss a Squirrel Through It

Stepdad porn.

Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on an adult film.

by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 19, 2022

look a squirrel

this term is used when you- oh look a squirrel

bob: look a squirrel

by rainingnuggets September 16, 2023

Daddy ate a squirrel

Daddy ate a squirrel is a quote from Leslie Knope played by Amy Pohler

In the show Parks and recreation. Leslie couldn't remember the lyrics to "we didn't start the fire" so she rambled.

Daddy ate a squirrel.

by Peed Hapley January 23, 2020