A Carlton

A religious douchebag who only cares about himself. Lies Consistently. Gives A shit about warframe and no lifed it to the max point. Is A Giant Ass Weaboo. Needs To Get A Life. His Girlfriend Is His Left Hand And His Right Hand is his side bitch. Secretly a hillbilly who knows about chemicals and how to use them to dispose them of crime evidence. Secretly has a katana collection. Blocked A guy only for the sole purpose of being called out for bull shit. showed kids at church how to use a dildo. claims to have fucked a girl but honestly never has. He thinks he's John snow. Thinks he's also god himself. The name of his religion is thundercunts.

Hey, Don't Be A Carlton

by FluffyWolf52439 November 17, 2017

A Carson that is a kisser

A dumb ass fucking kisser from oregon city, kisser as a dumb shit that fucks his or her second cousin. Seriously i went to school with this motherfucker hes an asshole. Just someone everyone should hate unless you like fucking your second cousin and not going to the hospital. You won't ever like this kid in your life. Again he went to oregon city high school.

That dude is a total a Carson that is a kisser .(Asshole who fucks their cousin)

by bob12345678910abcdefgy September 29, 2012

Do A Carlton

To do a Carlton means to move on a short term loan to a different city so you can get WiFi.

Juan Cuadrado dexuded to Do a Carlton when he found out he had no WiFi for a few years.

by Ncfc123 February 7, 2017