Zune 

The mp3 player being developed by Microsoft and Toshiba that will probably be the mp3 player to give Apple a run for their money. Some ridicule it for the sole reason of it carrying Microsoft's name.
It is also the mp3 player that quickly brings out the inner immature nature of half of the ipod loving crowd who seem to often have to buy multiple ipods because of them breaking.

"Hey, did you hear of that new mp3 player being made by Microsoft? The zune I think it's called. It's gunna totally suck and crash all the time."
"Umm, you know that the main reason Windows crashes at times is because of the sheer amount of hardware compatibility it needs to have, which from that many drivers avaliable the chance of conflict is much higher."
"Uhh...well...it's still gunna suck cause it comes in brown."

Zune by Ren Driver October 4, 2006

Zune 

vulgar slang term for cunnilingus

I was so happy that my girlfriend bought me an iPad, I gave her a Zune.

Zune by Won Valdez April 6, 2010

zune 

The newest form of mp3 player being released fall 2006 by microsoft. It is reported to have video funcions, a larger screen than an iPod, and wi-fi capability. Also two different plans will be available. One which is a monthly fee for unlimited downloads and free sharing of music with those of the same plan. The other is on a download to download basis. Also it is said that Microsoft will FOR FREE transfer all songs you have ever bought from itunes onto a zune. I can't wait!

I wish I had a zune to listen to.

zune by Ryan Stark September 10, 2008

Zune 

obviously the guy in number 10 bought one, and couldn't figure out how to turn it on.
the zune is going to give Apple a go for there dough.

Its screen is as big as the new nano
they cost 100 dollars for 8 gb
the apple ipod would be around 200 for 8 gb
it also has wi-fi, and isnt as easy to break as the ipod.
dont get it twisted though, the ipod is good, but the zune is better in my opinion

apple ipod 8 gb 250$
microsoft zune 8 gb 114$

Zune by the knowing June 18, 2009

zune 

Verb: to Create something.. but not do it properly. Coined from the Microsoft Release of the "Zune"

but I bet you that Jobs isn't going to zune the iPhone by leaving off all the bits people want and need.

zune by IainF November 16, 2006

zune 

Microsoft getting it right for once.

Brown is the new black. Zune just happened to kick the iPod's pasty white ass.

zune by LRS November 26, 2006

zune 

a device created my microsoft intended to beat the iPod. I personally thikn its GREAT, but thres no way it can baet the iPod, they are too popular. and they are awesome... because they have a really cool, big, clear screen. they have really great battery time. They can share music with other zune's (even though like nobody has one), they have really cool features. for example, when you go to the place whre u look at the artists, theres a bog letter representing where u are. also, when you are listening to a song, the album art takes up almost the whole screen (which is awesome) and when you watch a video, you turn it so it can be longer. you can set a picture as your back ground. there is a very good quality FM radio. it so awesomme. i love it. also, pople keep saying it looks like a peice of shit. well then dont buy it in brown (dumbass). i am so happy i got a zune :) it was the worth the high price. much better than an iPod, in my opinon

TIMMY: look at my col new iPod
STEPHENY: dude mine is soo much better. i have a zune :)
TIMMY: iPod's are better
STEPHENY: Zunes can share music
TIMMY: who are you going to share it with? nobody has one.

the only downside of a zune is that NOBODY has one

zune by myspacefaggot February 7, 2007