zukes

A word used to refer to boobs.

"Yo man, if it wasn't for those zukes, that war pig would be a 2/10".

by Brett Zaccaria December 21, 2007

Zuked

Jacking silly baka daddy off whilst sucking my own toes.

I zuked as he farted in my face.

by Kuchiemuncher June 9, 2021

Zuke

When you tap one's shoulder and they look directly over it and they don't know who tapped them on the shoulder.

Man, i zuked my friend James

by xjwilsonx44 December 26, 2008

Gad zukes

Exclamation of surprise, contemptand delight, almost always uttered following a fortuitoussuggestion, good idea or knowledge from one who you previously believed to be your inferior.

Bowsman Smee: "Why don't you keep Tiger-Lilly alive to use as bait to catch Peter Pan?"

Captain Hook: "Gad zukes Smee!"

by the ram of truth June 26, 2009

zuked

act of which a person leaves a hickey on another persons neck

Sam zuked Mike.
Mike ws zuked by Sam.
That girl zuked him.

by Harry Forst January 1, 2009

Zuking Off

Making out.

A common misconception about the term "Hooking Up".

Alex is so gay. He thinks that hooking up and zuking off are the same thing.

Last night at the party, I didn't get too far, but at least we zuked.

by samnoacam January 23, 2011

zuke

1. zucchini

2. to vomit

Their zuke was so bad it made me zuke.

by The Return of Light Joker May 25, 2011