A Zootiez can be referred to as an extremely dank strain of Marijuana typically consumed while in bed with a sexual partner
by sean wilson April 28, 2022
Get the zootiez mug.a term for Ari-ZON-ans, first used by people in San Diego for those who flee the desert heat for the beaches in the heat of summer.
Man, look at all the Zonies who are here! There's no place for us regular beach folk to put down a towel and sunbathe!
by Babzilicious June 1, 2011
Get the zonies mug.The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.
The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.
by BoMat April 27, 2008
Get the safe zoning mug.A reference to Super Mario Brothers in which a player would skip several levels in order to achieve the ultimate objective of saving the princess. More generally, it refers to someone who wants to achieve a goal more easily than he otherwise could by stacking the odds in his favor or by skipping steps that would ordinarily be required.
By joining forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, Lebron James is warp zoning himself to a championship.
by Hank Thompkins December 9, 2011
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Get the Zontal mug.A Gorgeous girl of the female race. Zonnique is inspired, introspective, and have a good understanding of the human heart. You can have the ability to commercialize your artistic talents successfully. You are often a mystery to others and to yourself. You are always reaching for something higher, without exactly knowing what that “higher” is.
Zonnique is dependable, very down-to-earth and well grounded, you are always looking for meaningful work, a career where you can take pride in your work and do the best job you are capable of. At times you may appear too stubborn and overly critical to others, but your practical approach to life and productivity makes you one of the most "bighearted" person ever. ( very caring for others)
Zonnique is one of a kind, she is very attractive, even cute. She's very laid back and chill, but she is fun to be around. This girl smile can really make you fall in love, and gets a lot of positive compliments about her beauty.
Zonnique is dependable, very down-to-earth and well grounded, you are always looking for meaningful work, a career where you can take pride in your work and do the best job you are capable of. At times you may appear too stubborn and overly critical to others, but your practical approach to life and productivity makes you one of the most "bighearted" person ever. ( very caring for others)
Zonnique is one of a kind, she is very attractive, even cute. She's very laid back and chill, but she is fun to be around. This girl smile can really make you fall in love, and gets a lot of positive compliments about her beauty.
"Zonnique"
Z -is for zany, the funny side of you!
O -is for outlook, pleasing to all.
N -is for noble, your regal bearing.
N -is for nice, need I say more?
I -is for ideals, no higher!
Q -is for quality, quality of character.
U -is for unique, your love of life.
E -is for excellence, your passion, your drive.
Z -is for zany, the funny side of you!
O -is for outlook, pleasing to all.
N -is for noble, your regal bearing.
N -is for nice, need I say more?
I -is for ideals, no higher!
Q -is for quality, quality of character.
U -is for unique, your love of life.
E -is for excellence, your passion, your drive.
by Karen Iman December 27, 2012
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random person 1:i wish i could be more like Zonia
random person 2: too bad thats never going to happen
random person 2: too bad thats never going to happen
by berryjam64 May 19, 2009
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