zoner: related to the common term, boner, is used when ur zipper on your jeans, jacket, ect. is sticking up.
friend 1: i think you zipper likes me.
friend 2: wtf? y would my zipper like you?
friend 1: because its having a zoner!!!
friend 2: wtf? y would my zipper like you?
friend 1: because its having a zoner!!!
by chargerlvrbroncohatr November 23, 2009
Derogatory term for a resident of Arizona. Zoners are known to frequently visit southern california (specifically San Diego) and be confused by road networks that are not in a perfect grid-like pattern.
by kevintheomanharris April 28, 2007
League of Legends jargon that represents champion(s) who can "zone" the enemy champion(s) in a lane. This means that the zoner is too much of a threat for the opposing champion to last hit minions, thereby forcing the enemy to miss out on experience and gold.
by BSMIncentive February 13, 2012
one who spends entirely too much time on the computer, posts silly things on message boards and is usualy a deadhead,sometimes theese people sit in a chatroom that nobody else is in while they post things on the discussion boards
phil lesh fans www.philzone.com is the best example of this behaviour and if you look up zippying, zippy is one of our more famous "zoners"
by patrice December 14, 2004
a condition which arises when an individual is so 'in the zone', they cannot help but have a megahuge boner.
by poot12 December 29, 2008
I woke up with a zzzzzzoner.
by turdmasterdarren January 23, 2012