Ziekeloaf

A piece of meatloaf with a hole in it used as a pocket pussy

"Just finished my 25 hour shift, time to fuck my Ziekeloaf."

by bisbeatonismeme May 26, 2018

Zarek

The name of the most amazing male on the planet. He has breathtaking eyes, and his smile will make you melt. He loves Demi Lovato and McDonald's more than life (almost). yet he still manages to have perhaps THE most sxc body of all time. he may come off as an asshole or offend you with his sense of humor which is likable unless you get butthurt easy, but if you take the time to get to know him, you won't regret it. his voice will make you wet, so beware.

Person seeing Zarek for the first time: WOAH Who's that hottie? I'd bang.

Zarek: Buy me McDonalds and a cutout of Demi Lovato to masturbate furiously to and I'll think about it.

by staygold June 29, 2013

Ziekenheiner Effect

Having buttons undone on your shirt to expose more chest

Matt was suffering from the Ziekenheiner Effect the other day. Buttons wasn't happy

by HomerJSimpson January 17, 2020

zirkle

a hairy person who is still sexy

Man that guy is zirkle

by tcl244225 May 3, 2008

zirko

Awesome

Dude, did you see that awesome zirko

by McSwaggerMcRagger January 25, 2017

Diamond Zirkle

Likes to play mind games on boys and loves to fuck up peoples lives. Her face is crunched up, and even if she got multiple plastic surgeries, she'd still would look really ugly. Isn't too fond of Reese's cups. She can sometomes be nice, but most of the time she is a bitch.

Diamond Zirkle, she is a mega bitch.

by Anonymous54353 July 10, 2010

Zyrek

Very sexy pulls all the hoes and he will fuck your bitch on sight.plus he has a very large dick the size of your mom's leg

Jada.you know zyrek right

Jessica.yes he is so sexy

by Zyrek April 19, 2017